Niall: and well he’s not nandos either…
Louis: and he’s not a gucci handbag either…
Harry: and he’s not caroline flack either, look no boobs!
Zayn: and he’s not mirror either because I am not that ugly.
yea i read 1d’s minds. be jelly.
Accurate description of feels
Liam feels: make you all giddy and happy and makes the sun come out and butterflies fly and birds chirp cause his adorableness is far too lovable to cause any negative feelings in you so you adopt a puppy and save a child's life
Niall feels: make your ovaries want to combust and cry and blast hip hop music with a mix of bon jovi and dance around your room like the carefree mofo he wants you to be but then you melt at his cuteness with a pot of ice cream as you switch between wanting to take his pants off to adopting him
Zayn feels: make you want to bite your lip and glare into a mirror striking seductive poses and pretend you're getting DMed and put some R&B on and think deep thoughts and wait what, who's Perrie woops there goes my pants
Louis feels: make you have the biggest craving for Starbucks and a shopping spree ever followed by a sudden urge to bring your sassy side out and be really funny and spontaneous but then you see a picture of his eyes staring into your soul and you cry
Harry feels: make you want to throw your computer out the window and scream and punch holes through walls and rip books apart while you curse at pictures of him and sing "Fuck You Betta" by Neon Hitch on repeat and laughing and crying at the same time cause you think you have a chance but you know you don't
One Direction as cops
Harry: um, so basically, you have the right to remain silent.. *5 hours later* and um you can have an attorney so yeah
Liam: sorry to have pulled you over, I'll just give you a warning I'm sorry for wasting your time sorry
Niall: you thought I wouldn't catch ya you fuCKING CUNTS
Louis: *slaps you with purse* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Zayn: I'll let you go if I can have some of your weed
