if I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces.” That way we know we’re from Tumblr without revealing anything.
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
I am going to make a Tshirt or a wristband that says “I like your shoelaces” and see if anyone notices.
NO NO NO WAIT WE JUST NEED TO MAKE BRACELETS OUT OF SHOELACES
okay from now on we all wear shoelace bracelets? WOOOO
KRAYLAY READ THIS. IT MEANS SOMETHING.
Her: I bet he’s so stupid. HA! I have one and he’s the most popular guy in school…
Me: Oh yes? Mine’s british and he’s in a boyband, he came here with his other 4 bandmates and we fell in love, oh and I’m really close friends with the other lads too.
Her mother: Oh God! I’m so happy for you! A british boy! That’s so cool!
BLESS THIS POST *sign of the cross*
ONLY A SICKO WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS.
I CARE ABOUT THAT POTATO
i love you potato
dont scroll down! reblog this!!
Because I had nothing to do today, I took the liberty of creating Tyler Oakley on sims.
And here’s Tyler checking out someone’s tumblr.
Then Tyler did a meet and greet. (In his kitchen. Weird choice.)
And then when the meet and greets were over, Tyler was happy.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
I THINK YOUR A SOPHMORE BUT IM STILL GONNA SAY HI.
We got the Access 1D Part1 USA video:
We have Niall making people think his hair is purple:
Then we get this in celebration of it being 2 years since Louis xfactor audition:
Then we’re graced with pictures of Louis and Eleanor heading home:
And then we’re still waiting to find out what Liam’s tweet means:
Then to top it all off we have this crap:
So yea today has been a good day <3
and you’re like:
is this planned?
HES LIKE A LITTLE KITTEN OMFG I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR HIM PURRING
god damnit these FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS
- Liam feels: make you all giddy and happy and makes the sun come out and butterflies fly and birds chirp cause his adorableness is far too lovable to cause any negative feelings in you so you adopt a puppy and save a child's life
- Niall feels: make your ovaries want to combust and cry and blast hip hop music with a mix of bon jovi and dance around your room like the carefree mofo he wants you to be but then you melt at his cuteness with a pot of ice cream as you switch between wanting to take his pants off to adopting him
- Zayn feels: make you want to bite your lip and glare into a mirror striking seductive poses and pretend you're getting DMed and put some R&B on and think deep thoughts and wait what, who's Perrie woops there goes my pants
- Louis feels: make you have the biggest craving for Starbucks and a shopping spree ever followed by a sudden urge to bring your sassy side out and be really funny and spontaneous but then you see a picture of his eyes staring into your soul and you cry
- Harry feels: make you want to throw your computer out the window and scream and punch holes through walls and rip books apart while you curse at pictures of him and sing "Fuck You Betta" by Neon Hitch on repeat and laughing and crying at the same time cause you think you have a chance but you know you don't
ITS SAD I HAVE TO ASK YOU.IF ITS THE DRUGGIE ERIK OR NORMAL ERIK. ITS EVEN SADDER THAT I HAVE TO ASK ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIENDS GUNS. MMKAY. JUST FIND SOMEONE LESS ILLEGAL AND VIOLENT.
writing gay fanfictions about the boys isn’t the problem.
being stupid and telling interviewers to ask about larry stylinson is the problem.
being a dumbass and personally asking the boys if harry and louis are dating is the problem.
being a fucking idiot and tweeting about said fanfictions and sending them to their friends & family is the problem.
so no, fanfiction isn’t the problem.
you being a stupid cunt is.
thank you for your time.
forever rebloggin cuz this shit is HOTTTT